Monday, June 06, 2005

An ordinary day....

Warning: This post is supposed to be completed in 10 minutes. The speech is bad, grammar does not exist, and spell check is left to the reader.

6:00 am: Yes dad, I am awake…just thinking…five minutes more….And bus comes late these days…

8:00: Just in time for the company Bus… (Yes, I was not talking about the school bus)…

As I enter I hear,“ Jo Wada kiya who Nibana padeka….tumko aana padega.”.( Sorry peeps cant even try its English translation….)

And the dreams continue….Yes Sania I am coming

Yes sweetheart you will win the Wimbledon don’t worry….Maria will coach you….won’t you darling and Maria the next French is yours ,I’ll buy all the referees…

9:15: Bhai sahab….What the hell are you talking Sania..

Bhai Sahab company Aa gaya..(We have the reached the company….wake up..)

Shit I was just going to make my move…

9.30: Snakes….??( Ya that’s what the Training guy told me…We will give you Bus facilities, lunch and Snakes(Oh actually snacks…)

9:45 am: Ignited Minds, by APJ Abdul Kalam. A nice book, quite good initially becomes more like his autobiography later. Nevertheless, the man must be admired for his great vision and his contributions. His aim of meeting 1000000 school students says it all about his great personality.

11:45 am: Visit to EGP (Electron Gun Plant…well that summarizes and ends all the tech stuff I remember from the visit). A rather non-technical and more interesting aspect is that unlike other engineering industries Electronic gives equal chances (actually more than equal…) to women on the plant side. Sometimes I feel electronics is not so bad anyway and the Future’s quite ‘fair’ here ( Ya …that was intended)

1:00 pm: Lunch

1:30pm: Plant visit continues...

2:45 pm: A trip around the plant in search for VP’s daughter/ GM’s daughter, DGM‘s will also do, Please anybody’s will do…But no more ATM’s (Aunties Trying to be Models)

3:00 pm: The Mckinsey way by Ethan M. Rasiel. Another great book for anybody who is in interested Business Strategies and Consultancy in particular. (Yes, the company has a great library with the best books for general reading)

4:30: Tea

4:30: Manger's Salary & daughter/ Rachel Hunter/ LK Advani/ Ogilvy & Mather…

5:30: Enter the bus again
Chadti jawani Meri chal mastani…”
No dreams this time…Just looking at tired faces, listening to never ending gossips of women and seeing them dreaming for themselves or probably their children.


Now I am embarrassed after reading such great books and coming out with posts like this. I promise a better post in future…just that training and activities that continue after that leave me exhausted.

20 Voices:

TheSpark said...

lol!! 'A trip around the plant in search for VP’s daughter/ GM’s daughter, DGM‘s will also do, Please anybody’s will do...' :))
very funny. hilarious. btw, whr exactly r u training?

Mirage said...

Hmm...have a great day tomorrow!

anubhav said...

@ krishna: ya..great day...but tiring..

@spark: i am doing @ JCT electronics ltd a thapar grp venture...CPT manufacturers

@mirage: well i will..coz there's a holyDAy 2morow...

thanx for dropping by...

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

LOL, poor you, I am assuming there are no decent-looking women there :-P
Well have fun!!

Baejaar said...

So this is your first peek into the corporate world? Try to assimilate whatever you can. Remember its your right to ask questions (no. u cant do that once you are in their pay rolls)

Naresh said...

ur practise luks cool... such buz ll mk u guilty! so try 5ptsomeone n co! lol

Sayesha said...

I like this post :)

anubhav said...

@ kroopa: Ya..go on lol on a poor chap..actaully there are decent lookin women but age does matter dont u think

I dont want a chotti si love story

@dheepak: Ya...i am trying my best..the world looks cool when u know they cant fire you..

@ naresh: yup thats also on d the list

@sayesha: yes sayesha ..i know the post was a crap...

niki: well i sure was there..

Sayesha said...

Noooo I meant it! The post was honest, and from the heart.

Mirage said...

Hindi movies?? i can do better than that...like reading a lonely planet book. i can visit a lotta places at the same time...n its cost effective too!
oh btw..keep droppin by! i like gettin some perspective on my crap! :)

Elixir said...

hehe. Hard(ly) working boy, you!! take rest...mar jayega :P

anubhav said...

@ sayesha: ok ..thanx..

@ mirage: dont worry i am great at spaming blogs..:D

@elixir:You are the inspiration my lady :D

Elixir said...

whooooaaaaa....bloos?? but 2day is thrusday :D

TheSpark said...

lol! but it's a welcome change don't u think? :)

anubhav said...

@ elixir:lol

@ thespark: ya i was bored wid the old one...but i think i'll make more changes..just dont have time..

@niki:thanx a million..girl

anubhav said...

krish if kiruba can make 1000 bugs from adsense....even we can try,...and how abt a mutual agreement..:D

Smartalec said...

now thatz what i call a day of hard work;)!
snake!! LoL! temme about it! scared the shit outa me when i was in gujarat for the first time and a bearer at a restaurant asked me, "Sir, kya aap snakes lengey?"! holy shit! noo dost, i said! thandi lassi chalegi! do i look like a guy who feasts on cobras and mambas, i asked my dad!
anywayz, u a sania fan huh?! times of india is responsible for this, perhaps:D!
nice new look u've given ur blog!
keep d posts coming! probably crap to u but for us, it's a good read!
cya

anubhav said...

@steve:
Ya..times responsible for many of my crushes,..

thanx

IdeaSmith said...

Lol...was worth reading that post to hear a new definition of 'ATM'! Thanks for dropping by!

anubhav said...

@ I D AA : sorry for a poor nick name..glad my post made u smile and thanx for coming..